Anonymous asked: Thank you. Please, thank everyone with a hug. I love when people respond to me and when i can make someone laugh its the greatest feeling in the world. I never knew i reached so many people with this, haha. Got me smiling and crying, hot damn. You should see my live show sometime, ill be in california sometime in the future. We can hang out.. sit in a park and just stare at the trees. What is life worth, if you cant just stare and laugh. C:
live show?
Monday May 5 @ 04:09pmAnonymous asked: Melissa, crazy jizz chest person here, fucking just love you. I know it means nothing that i am around, just the random shit you allow me to say to you is just awesome. Thank you, you may be like ehh its just tumblr, but its my life. I would be dead if it wasnt for you. Thank you. Now, tell you sexy ass mofo boyfriend to give you some good loving. Shake that ass girl. ;)
Well, you’re welcome. You’re great entertainment for me and my friends…Trust me, I have had people from school tell me these conversations are funny. I’m glad you’re not dead, your fun! I didn’t tell him but he still did. ;)
Wednesday May 5 @ 11:41pmWednesday May 5 @ 12:59am
- society: Everyone's beautiful.
- society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
- society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
- society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
- society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
- society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
- society: You had sex?! Slut!
- society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
- society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
- society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
- society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
- society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
- society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
- society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
- society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
- -someone kills themself-
- society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!












